Buyin’ the Dog


1.> to refrain from doing something that you want to do, and in return being forced into something else by your wife or girlfriend, which completely sucks.

2.> to refrain from doing something because you are a complete p-ssy and knowingly admit it.

origin: when little dogs are purchased by women and completely take away any remaining dignity from their husband or boyfriend.
jim: are you coming to the bar tonight?

mike: nope, i’m “buyin’ the dog” tonight, jessica got tickets to see beauty and the beast on ice.

jim: dude, you suck.

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