Buying Textbooks
(adjective) {bahy-iung/tekst-books}
a s-d-stict torture ritual performed by most colleges and universities upon students. after paying a fortune in money they dont have for tut-tion, students are required to sh-ll out more for “required reading material” they will never touch because they have the internet. the act of purchasing these books is easily comparible to smacking ones-self in the face with a brick. buying them offline is a know way to ease the pain of buying textbooks, but its still a pain in the a–.
person 1: “what are you doing”
person 2: “buying textbooks for school”
person 1: “use amazon, and heres a brick- it might make things less painful”
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