collective memory
after a blackout night, the attempt of recalling the events of the night before through friends, facebook pictures, and angry girlfriends. usually initiated by the phrase “what the —- happened last night?”
“man, what the —- happened last night?”
“didn’t you see the pictures? you were macking on two chicks while dancing on a table… but then the table broke and we had to take you to a hospital.”
“oh, that explains why my girlfriend is angry with me and i have st-tches in my head… how many did i get?”
“23”
“oh”
“yeah, collective memory is a b-tch”
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