buzzed tomato
what it looks like when you squeeze your freshly shaved nut sack. when you squeeze your newly buzzed b-lls, it looks like a tomato, hence: buzzed tomato. often used as a method of attracting mates. 60% of the time it works every time.
“i can’t walk after i buzz my tomato.”
“i keep f-cking buzzing my tomato with your goat.”
“hey amber, take a look at this buzzed tomato!”
“after a long hour of manscaping my girlfriend loved the look of my buzzed tomato. she couldn’t wait to jump on the vine!”
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