BV87


a football player rated 2201 in madden 12 as a ninth grader. he has the receiving abilities of randy moss and jerry rice combined, the throwing abilities of tom brady and peyton manning, the running abilities of adrian peterson and barry sanders, the trucking ability of ray lewis and troy polomalu. he has the p-n-s size of rayquaza and onyx combined with the -j-c-l-t–n force of a 10 magnitude earthquake combined with the tsunami which killed j-p people. if you ever wear his jersey he is just straight up f-cking great at everything he does in life and there will never be another bv87 .
bryant vergera is bv87

Read Also:

  • bwub syndrome

    (beautiful women; ugly boy) 98% of all hetero-couples. because all women all think they are flawed therefore dating down and settling for ugly men who honestly think that they are actually attractive or even handsome. -puke.- if you haven’t already, take the time to notice; it’ll puke you out to, and hopefully cause you to […]

  • Byronic Hero

    a seemingly ideal hero, though one with a hidden dark side. byronic heroes usually have a troubled and mysterious past, the weight of which causes them to be weary and cynical. they generally are very charismatic, gaining them many fans, though they have little attachment for others and prefer to act as lone wolves. even […]

  • Byron Rodslammer

    a fictional fraternity rushee who never accepts a bid but rather goes through rush year after year, smoking free cigarettes, drinking free beer, ironing his pants, and banging as many girls as possible. byron rodslammer p-ssed on the fall bids he’d received in favor of light beer and the option to rawdogg soph-m-re girls while […]

  • baby prostitute

    a young girl who’s not old enough to be a sl-t, but she is one. janis: what is this smell? cady: oh, regina gave me some perfume. janis: you smell like a baby prost-tute. cady: thanks! 3 more definitions add your own prost-tutes who are still naive enough to think they can cover up their […]

  • Baby Bum Generation

    the baby b-m generation is composed of individuals born during the period between 1946 and 1964. their generation is know for greatly increasing the national debt, not paying their share of taxes and guaranteeing themselves generous retirement ent-tlements. they decided that paying for their debts would best be handled by following generations of people. nexus […]


Disclaimer: BV87 definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.