BVP
bvp is the acronym designating a big veiny p-n-s.
i won’t f-ck a guy who doesn’t have a bvp, it just isn’t worth my time.
big virgin player
(someone who is convinced they are actually a player, but in reality is still a virgin)
someone who pretends to be a pimp and have s-x with walmart girls.
tyler drazdoff is a bvp pretends to be a pimp and break girls hearts, but he is a virgin.
someone who gets all their action in a walmart isle.
beautiful virgin punani.
it is really amazing and it hasn’t been broken because once it is the punani will go out of control.
hanna has a bvp, i so want that.
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