by the book


strictly according to the rules
romeo and juliet (1:5): “you kiss by the book.”
inspired by the use of this phrase in star trek ii: the wrath of khan, “buy-the-book” is used to communicate to the other party that there is a third party listening and disinformation is necessary.
when amanda called her husband on speaker phone with her kids in the car, she asked for the by-the-book answer for whether the amus-m-nt park was open. he, of course, said it was closed.

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