when a male says he’s leaving and you could really give two sh-ts that they are. their name then becomes ‘felipe,’ a random dude that n-body is sad to see go.
hey, bye felipe.
the so called “bromance” of two members (luke hemmings and calum hood) in the band 5 seconds of summer, commonly abbreviated as 5sos. cake5sos sure look gay today.
to be calendar-bonded is to be close enough to feel comfortable sharing personal calendars with one another. this typically occurs in romantic relationships, biological families, best-friendships, and other interpersonal relationships wherein planning and logistics are important. in terms of romantic relationships, polyamorous people have a strong tendency to be calendar-bonded earlier in the relationship than […]
- C-c-convo breaker
used as an exclamation when interrupting someone else’s conversation. person 1: “hey how are you?” person 2: “oh yeah, it was good, but-” person 3: “c-c-convo breaker!”
- Cement Boner
when you have a b-n-r for so long that it becomes so hard that it could crack the pavement on the sidewalk if you fell down hold on man, let this cement b-n-r die down, then i’ll play ball
- Cheeto Rats
a small rodent that is born when a rat unifies with the orange, powdery residue of a cheeto typically found in a bas-m-nt-dwelling neckbeard’s computer or bed. because of the smug, fedora-donning individual’s lack of personal hygiene, the cheeto dust begins to build up in the lair of the neckbeard. this typically results in the […]