byod


bring your own drugs
hey man, party at my place tonight. i’m supplying beers, but byod.
n. bring your own device, a company policy which allows employees to perform company work on the employee’s personal computing device.
byod may be beneficial to the worker.
byod has inherent security risks.
byod: bring your own dancefloor!

when you roll up into a spot that has no designated dance floor and you throw it down like you’re in mother f’n ibiza, it’s your birthday and 50 cent’s “in da club” just came on.
in a venue with no visible dance floor:
onlooker 1: dude, they’re dancing like m-f-s!?!
onlooker 2: and your point is?
onlooker 1: this is a restaurant!
onlooker 2: all good man, must be byod!

-high five-
-doves-
-wind machine-
-smoke machine-
-lazers-
-shades-
-deal with it-
be your own dictator (acronym). also: an underground movement in radical happyness.

i am really really sorry that you are having the worst day of your life, you just need to byod

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