byortch
n. a female with both a distinctly unpleasant personality and extremely low intelligence.
todd: “kelly yelled at me for like an hour yesterday because i forgot to put one of her bras in the dryer.”
jim: “jeez, what a b-tch.”
todd: “no, it’s worse than that. afterward, she tried drying it herself — in the microwave.”
jim: “whoa, you’re right — she’s a byortch!”
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