Bypass
when one deficates just before a shower and doesn’t wipe, but rather goes directly into the shower thus “byp-ssing” the toilet paper.
i took a cr-p before my shower this morning and didn’t bother to wipe. i performed a byp-ss.
noun: when a fart slips out around a t-rd that is currently making its way out of the -sshole without pushing the t-rd completely out before it fully escapes. a byp-ss can be declared if the fart in question is exiting the -n-l cavity while the said t-rd is currently crowning and does not cause any part of the feces to fall into the toilet.
when valerie was in the midst of dominating a very large sh-t in the bathroom, a rather large byp-ss made its way out of her -ss while she had only pushed the tip of the poo out.
or…
i could not smell how bad my sh-t was until the byp-ss came out and around my t-rd into the air of the bathroom.
byp-sses are devices which allow some people to drive from point a to point b very fast whilst other people dash from point b to point a very fast. people living at point c, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what’s so great about point a that so many people of point b are so keen to get there, and what’s so great about point b that so many people of point a are so keen to get there. they often wish that people would just once and for all work out where the h-ll they wanted to be.
“what do you mean, why’s it got to be built? it’s a byp-ss. you’ve got to build byp-sses.”
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