byron bay

a town on the east coast of australia, just south of the queensland border. once a quiet whaling town, it is now overrun by backpackers and millionaires, and people more affectionately known by the locals as ‘c-nts’
it is renowned for its beaches, whale watching and surfing, as well as its music festivals and nightlife.
during summer, the number of locals are outnumbered about 100 to 1 by tourists.
sven: im going to byron bay for a holiday
valborg: awesome, i hear the weather is warm there, unlike our home country of sweden.
sven: yes, that is the main reason why me and 1000000000 of my best mates are migrating there for the summer.
the most thuggest easterly town of australia where sweaty tourist’s and bogan’s come and think they think they own the place and leave confused to why they have three teeth, a black eye and six broken ribs.
e.g 1
tyrone: oi cuz lets go to byron bay and f-ck sh-t up ay

jase: nar brew last time i went i got my c-nt kicked in for
punching some shelia in the face, i didn’t know anyone would care, we do it here all the time c-nt

tyrone: yeah i bashed my mum last night brew

jase: f-ck yeah c-nt

e.g 2
shnappy: lets throw our kebabs at locals! you only go to byron bay once a year and slowy gather more of a shneeepkers to come over and drink beer in le top perk

jamir: ok on the count of trois, un, deux, trois, nice shot but why are they coming up to us?

shnappy: arrrgh they are kicking in my shneider
the most thug place in all of australia. notorious for striking fear in the hearts of tourists.
‘ah sh-t man….i aint goin back to byron bay, theyre too thug!’
a place full of -ss-hole selfish locals who think they own the place just cus they moved there in the 70s.
local: f-ck off you tourist! byron bay used to be so much better back in the day blah blah blah…..
tourist: …………right