C-Clamp


when you are working a girl’s cl-t with your thumb, and you stick a finger, usually middle, (off the same hand) in her -ss. similar to the shocker. also, a litmus test for -n-l.
i was working working her cl-t, and c-clamped her, she liked it.
a s-xual fingering techneque. the index and middle fingers are out, and curved. so is the thumb. they are curved to make a “c shape.” the thumb is placed in the v-g-n-, the index and middle fingers are placed in the -n-s. after insertion, much pressure is applied.
i c-clamped my b-tch so hard that she waddled the next day.
for gay males: a man places his p-n-s against another man’s p-n-s and has either party or a third party hold their hand in the form of a ‘c’ and jerk off both male organs simultaneously.
i walked in on my gay brother c-clamping his buddy and i left the room before i could find out who busted first.
b-tt plowing a male partner while simultaneously reaching around him and yanking his dong. a.k.a. a reach around.
rodney c-clamped his dog during the commercial break.
when you make the shocker(two in the pink, one in the stink)and use the thumb as a “free rover” to stimulate other areas of the woman’s sensual areas. if executed properly, the hand will form a “c” shape, hence the “c-clamp”.

the shocker is nice but the c-clamp is better. i gave the old lady one last night and she vibrated worse than a furby on crack!
use instead of dropping the c word. in context it will be understood, and it sounds offensive.

drop c-clamp in a cl-ss discussion and see what happens
you f-cking c-clamp!

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