C & E Catholics


a person who only attends m-ss on christmas and easter.
observing his larger than usual easter congregation, father d-ck took the opportunity to deliver a little dig. “…..and it’s so nice to see my c & e catholics this morning. we see so little of you, that when you do attend m-ss we have to break out the ritz crackers”

(practicing catholics look down on c & e ‘s taking communion.)

this is a true story. and yes, his name was father d-ck.

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