cgtd stands for could get the d-ck. a common term created by waiters at ruths chris steakhouse. the origin of cgtd was to confuse the costumer while talking about the “fine lil shawty” that is most likely on a date with some loser that has a lot of money.
cgtd gas also been used as a pick up line. the best was to accomplish this task you must keep the definition a secret. the girls that this has worked with aren’t the sharpest stones so it wont be hard.
check out table 155 seat 2 is c.g.t.d
me: baby girl you cgtd.
slampiece: what does that mean?
me: don’t worry beautiful.
- Chaloops islaub
a word that refers to a generously stuffed marijuana cigarette. specifically a blunt. only used in west hartford, ct. it’s a reference to a chalupa from taco bell. as well as the name of a teacher at conard high school. yo sparker gresham that chaloops islaub and p-ss it to the left.
- rancid jeff
a way of describing something or someone that’s rancid that guy you’re kissing is ‘rancid jeff’ ugh, man those shoes are ‘rancid jeff’
a very long random note that one writes to someone they love more than anything. a mixture of the words ramble and random. annie wrote angel a very long randable when she was in her testing room.
- randolph the white
smiles until his c-ck reaches the height of heaven, meanwhile jugging back the v–gr-, than makes his giant man p-n-s a sorcerers staff and shoots giant b-lls of c-m at god. my c-ck is big so take this giant c-m ball in the face religion. randolph the white is god.
a beautiful drama queen. she’s fun, she’s crazy, she’s anjuli!! the type you don’t bring home to mom! a cl-ssy b-tch, who is witty, clever and beautiful. wow, that beautiful girl must be anjuli. anjuli aka wombat also known as pig bear. stop acting irrationally anjuli don’t be a pig bear