C.R.S
can’t remember sh-t!
quick lets spam some more, #desi is getting one of his c.r.s attack again.
c-m rag; a rag to catch -j-c-l-t- from the male or female anatomy. in the pre-historic days crs were normally made of leather or soft wood.
gee mom! thanks for washing my cr, i asked mauzy if he needed a clean cr since all he had was paper,
friend: “man i went to bed, bath and beyond and got a cashmere cr its complexion feels exceptional on the foreskin!
a narrative which is obviously false and made up and could never be possible to recreate
that story is a c-r. there is no way it could happen.
an excuse which is obviously fake
he didn’t lose her phone number, she dumped him!
short for “campbell river,” a small city on vancouver island, british columbia, canada.
north of courtenay, comox, and nanaimo and south of port hardy, port alice, and sayward.
“dude, is she from nanaimo?”
“nope, she’s a cr sk-nk.”
“ohhhhh.”
a story that could be true, but the person telling it could obviously not have accomplished the said task.
there’s no way that he could have jumped from a moving jeep and combat rolled down the road at 30 mph… he can’t even do a pullup! that’s a total c-r.
champagne room: this usually refers to the champagne room in a gentlemen’s club.
what goes on in the champagne room?
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