c-shift
c-shift was invented so a-shift and b-shift didn’t have to work every other day at the fire station. they are in touch with their feminine side. if you work overtime on c-shift you will get stuck watching the lifetime channel or dancing with the stars. forget about football or any other sports. c-shifters are also known as the maids of the fire department because they love to clean the station every shift. their favorite day is station day. in fact you may see c-shifters fight over who is going to clean the bathroom or mop the floor. when they graduate from the academy they are issued skirts, apr-ns, and their favorite cleaning tool of choice. c-shift is also known as the care bears of the three shifts because they think every call is a chance for them to be a shoulder to cry and and they are on scene forever trying to figure out whether to transport the patient or not. they also complain about everything. if a c-shifter won the powerball they would find something to complain and cry about. last but not least you couldn’t depend on anyone on c-shift to give you decent relief. if their lives depended getting to the station before 7:45am they would all die. in conclusion the “c” in c-shift stands for complaining, crying, cleaning, care bears, and constantly late.
i am supposed to take my kid to school this morning but there isn’t anyone to relieve me yet. good old c-shift relief……
who filled up the dvr with “dancing with the stars” and erased the football game? it must have been c-shift!
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