C2C Ratio
stands for ‘c-nt to c-ck ratio’ and refers to the ratio of women to men at a given event. it is rarely given as an actual number but its favourability is often discussed.
person 1: “hey, did you get any lovin’ at dave’s party last night?”
person 2: “nah, his c2c ratio was shocking. far too c-ck heavy.”
person 1: “what’re you up to on sat-rday night? fancy coming to a housewarming party we’re throwing?”
person 2: “depends. how’s your c2c ratio looking?”
person 1: “very favourable. amy’s invited most of her gymnastics team along. we’ll be knee deep.”
person 2: “sold! what time’s it kick off?”
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