cabbage night
a term for the night before halloween used in vermont. this night is referred to as mischief night in many parts of the united states. on cabbage night, children who live in rural areas (i.e. the entire state) go out into the crops and collect rotten veggies. then they go to the homes of prominent people in town: wealthy old spinsters that don’t out candy, the town banker who forcloses on family farms, or the f-cker that runs the general store. don’t get me started at that sum b-tch. he thinks he can get a buck fifty for a f-cking pepsi. all he’s gonna get from me in a cabbage through the windshield of his dodge.
cabbage night is fun.
the best and coolest word used to describe the night before halloween. cabbage night began in the middle ages. people would wrap each others horses with papyrus and throw rooster eggs at their neighbors. it remains today the primary word to describe the night before halloween. recently, there has been an uprising of anti-cabbage night protesters aka the “cabbage deniers.” the protesters will soon back down after they experience the force of cabbage night for themselves.
hey bubba, lets go toilet paper liz’s apartment and show her what cabbage night is all about!!! dang! that sounds like fun!
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