Cabbage Packing


when a man packs his p-n-s inside a cabbage patch doll and after he -j-c-l-t-s he pulls out and cooks the baby doll in the microwave and eats it.
after a long day of work lonely mike preformed cabbage packing to relieve some stress.

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