cabbage patch kids


a useless, overpriced doll.
mommie i want cabbage patch kids!!1!!
forty dollars, what the h-ll?!
a child who grew up and began the usage of marijuana in third grade, cocaine in sixth, and meth in ninth.
that kid over there is a total cabbage patch kid.
generally used to describe the kids from the rich end of town who think money equates to character, but are devoid of same. also those who think they are somehow more important or valuable because their parents have money.
“jenny’s hot, but she’s such a sn-bby b-tch! what’s her problem?”
“she a cabbage patch kid”
a p-rn star with the hottest rack ever imaginable. makes beautiful children in a very naughty, ugly way.
d-mn, those cabbage patch kids on the johnny made me sploosh through my pants.

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