cabbage tosser


a socially awkward single middle aged man who pokes holes in cabbage heads and proceeds to have s-x with whilst spinning cabbage head in a counter clockwise motion until orgasam is achieved
she said quietly to her friend that guy with the mustache and gl-sses looks like a cabbage t-ss-r

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