cabbage town


an area in small towns with houses that are past the train tracks. this entire area is usually called cabbage town and people will most likely answer all your problems with “oh, it’s because you’re from cabbage town”. also where ethan and brooke live oh and also where angie used to live♥
jon: dude, my girlfriend dumped me.
pete: it’s because you’re from cabbage town

lloyd: holy f-ck! i lost my wallet and my camera!
larry: thats what you get for living in cabbage town man.

brooke: i hate my life
conor: cabbage town does that sh-t to you.

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