a cabin master, a teenage boy. talks to girls that are much older than him weekly and then invites them to his abandoned cabin in the woods to “have fun”. the cabin master even has a calendar on which he marks the dates on which the females are to visit his fun house.
jenny: oh hey the cabin master invited me to the fun house tonight
sarah: oh fun!
jenny: i’ve never been there before
sarah: trust me. it’s a real fun time
the most vainest girl alive. always thinking about herself and is very conceited. shes good at heart to the people she loves. and is always f-cking with people feelings because she thinks too prestige. omg youre such a nourin!!
- chad earthquake
when a total lad takes a sh-t in a public washroom. clenches as hard as he can for optimal splashing. makes loud and obnoxious grunting noises. will often leave the stall door open and ask his neighbors if they need toilet paper. “bro hold my beer i need to go drop a chad earthquake.” “i […]
a girl who gets ran train on in the handicap stall of a mcdonalds d-mn tori got mcd-cked hard last night at least 10 guys came out of that stall
- winer schnitzel
a big fat scottish p-n-s only bad -sses have it like kyle and gavin and liam and noah and gianna kyle did u see that winer schnitzel on that kid named noah it’s really long
really nice gun. gat (slang for gun) illac(last four letters of cadillac) homies guns are nice! n-gg- rock in a gatillac.