Cable and divorce
a play on “netflix and chill.” this is for more established couples who are tired of each other and their daily routine(s). “cable and divorce” is basically the beginning of the end…because hey, who still has cable anyway?
me: “we went from ‘netflix and chill’ to ‘cable and divorce’ in under 2 years.”
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