cable coma
the semiconscious, paralyzed state one enters from laying on the couch flipping tv channels for hours. the flashing light from the tv that comes from changing channels is the only thing that keeps you awake.
i have got to get my act together, i have been in a cable coma for the last four hours when i could have been accomplishing something.
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