cable normalization specialist


1. generic term for an individual who was granted a position because of nepotism, affirmative action quotas, job lottery, etc. but has no marketable skills and contributes nothing to the company.

2. a tongue-in–cheek job t-tle born of a combination of two other slang words: “cable” (an extended (erect) male s-x organ) and “normalization” (the act of returning something to its normal state, in this case, through copulative release).
3. a foreign intelligence operative.
the “cable normalization specialist” decided that rules were over-rated and he could have his six-year-old design the system while he had a beer.

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