Cabrini College


a small catholic university on the west side of radnor township. the school is dominated by a group of trolls. the lacrosse team is the supreme force on campus, and they are world famous for their bangers. the college is highlighted by its athletic building “the dixon center”. the dixon center has an olympic sized swimming pool where champions train. the guys at cabrini college are all very catholic and usually stray away from girls. the girls are very easy by anyones standards. uggs are popular among the female population. marijuana is a popular remedy among the students to combat the migraine headaches that the heavy workload that cl-sses give students. john cusack applied to cabrini in 1978.
bro 1: does that girl go to cabrini?
bro 2: no i didn’t bang her yet.

person 1: have you ever heard of cabrini college?
person 2: yea, their lacrosse team owns!
way better than eastern university.
cabrini college is over all better than eastern, cabrini over eastern any day.

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