cack crash


when your p-n-s gets too tired to perform and just quits on you. before a cack crash, your p-n-s will usually be extremely excited like someone pumped him full of caffeine.
duder 1: “hey doggy how’d it go with that brizzle last night?”

duder 2: “well it started off great, but then my d-ck just went limp on me. i was all hard at first so i thought it would be an epic f-ck session, but it wasn’t.”

duder 1: “oh man, that’s cl-ssic cack crash, b. better luck next time…. oh wait there won’t be a next time b–tch!”

duder 2: “yeah… thanks a lot you d-ck.”

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