cacked


1. completely f-cked. totally screwed up, broken, sh-t.

2. to be “cacked”. or covered, and completely f-cked because of it.
1. “g-dd-mnit, this computer is completely cacked.”

2. “hahaha you fell over and landed in pig sh-t, you’re cacked with sh-t!”
the act of finishing a bowl of marijuana.
“hey man, give me a rip.”
“sorry, but it’s cacked.”
a word used to describe your state of being. can also be a verb. similar to f-ck
lets get cacked!

this dude is cacked!

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lets get high!
this dude is f-cked!
died suddenly. typically used to describe the improbable outcome of death due to unusual or unlikely circ-mstances.
the guy was a marathoner his whole life, model of fitness for everyone we know. he was taking out the garbage this morning when he just cacked.
to be incredibly drunk or to drink an excess amount of alcohol
i got cacked off of that thirty rack last night
an expelled t-rd
that t-rd floating in the bowl looks freshly cacked
1) adj. when an object becomes severely damaged
2) adj. when a human becomes extremely injured by way of drinking or other substance enhanced state
3) adj. when a situation becomes intolerable
man simko was really cacked when he broke ripped the door off the bathroom stall. the whole stall is completely cacked dude.

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