Cactapus

a plymouth based band who play mainly covers in local venues, four members, and a d-mn good website.
www.cactapus.tk
a mutated cactus with 8 limbs
cactapus : a mutated cactus with 8 octopus like legs that roam the sky hunting for invisible krill
a mythical, magical creature that (though can’t be described) likes doing stuff and things, but not too much or too many of them.
that douchey cactapus blogs at thecactapus.blogspot.com
1. often used in frustration, the term for that moment when the right word is somehow stuck in a way that it cannot be expressed and therefore results in either hilarity or embarr-ssment.

2. refers to the eight-tentacled creature whose suction cups are replaced with painful needles similar to a cactus.
“dammit! i keep having a cactapus!”
“a what?”
“like a brainfart except with words.”

“never hug a cactapus. their tentecles are painful!”
1. the offspring of a cactus and an octopus.
2. when a female shaves her downstairs and then allows the hairs to grow back just enough to make it pr-ckly, like a cactus.
ahh! watch out for that huge cactapus!

wow, thanks for warning me. it almost ate me alive.
when a girl shaves her pubic hair but doesnt get it smooth enough.
“hey jimmy, what’s the matter with your face? it’s all scratched and looks like a crime scene!” mellissa’s got cactapus.
a half cactus, half octopus who lives in the snow. the reason for this being, that the first generation of cactapi couldnt decide whether to live in desert or ocean, and due to alot of family feuds, they ended out living in snow. pretty much any snow, anywhere.

history: actually a word i used as an insult one morning. i attempted to say cactus and said cactapus. i bet you can tell i’m not very good at mornings.
(dear cactapi, i am terribly sorry for using your species as an insult.)
“you you… you, cactapus!”

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