shitting on my face
to be told a lie or a truth that seems at the time to be unbelievable
no way did that happen, are you sh-tting on my face?
a phrase/response reserved only for situations that are so totally absurd, you would actually be less surprised if someone was physically sh-tting on your face.
“excuse me, i just need to pay my registration…”
“sir, like i just told everyone… you need to go to window 3, get form b and 36f, fill them out, then come back here and i’ll give you a number so you can wait in line and we’ll get you processed.”
“are you sh-tting on my face?”
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