cactus budding
when a man has herpes along the shaft of his p-n-s, and the herpes grow hairs, similar to a cactus budding with its pr-ckles.
tashawn: “man i thought it was bad when i had herpes, but now i’m cactus budding!!”
joe: “d-mn dawg, that’s wack -ss sh-t.”
when you get herpes hut a whole lotta hairs grow all over them. typically used to stop masturbation.
“i cant m-st-rb-t- anymore because im cactus budding”
“haha f-ckin loser you got herpes”
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