Cactus Cock

a medical condition in males that stems from shaving the genitals, resulting in pubic hairs, in the early stages of their growth, to be pr-ckly, itchy, and short, resembling the pr-ckers on a cactus.
friend 1: “did you get to bang nicole last night?”

friend 2: “no man, she said i need to shave and get rid of that cactus c-ck. what a f-cking b-tch!”
3 more definitions
cactus c-ck, or cactoid dong disorder(cdd), is no joke and should be taken seriously by all. if you have developed a case of desert d-ck, and proceed to m-st-rb-t- (beat the h-ll out of your dong) you will be hit with a case of cactus c-ck. signs include, but are not limited to: yellow p-n-s and d-ck head, menstrual like discharge from the urethra on a weekly basis, an odor more powerful than sw-ss or swalls, and dry mouth…
there is no known cure for the cactoid dong disorder.
guy 1: “aw man! can you smell that? it smells like someone puked in a sweaty -ss and then f-cked it!”
guy 2: “hey! come on man, have some sympathy, i’ve got cactus c-ck and now my d-ck smells like sh-t!”
when a mans p-b-s are so thick and co-rs- that when he pulls out after s-x several of his p-b-s are still stuck in the womans pubus region (like when you touch a cactus)
1. oh man, my vag is sore, shawns got a major “cactus c-ck”

2. “i had s-x with a guy who had cactus c-ck and i’ve been pulling his p-b-s out of my thighs and l-b– for days” exclaimed emily
also known as cc when needing to be discreet regarding this issue, cactuc c-ck is when a male has a rather thick p-n-s and is constantly bringing female s-x partners to bleed as a result of being too thick for the v-g-n-l cavity.
“did you hear about brads cactus c-ck causing some more damage again last night? thats three girls this month he has made bleed when they have sampled the cactus”