Cactus Dick


the result of pubic hair growing on the shaft of a p-n-s that hasn’t been shaved for 24 hours. maxium effect of cactus d-ck occurs while inserting the p-n-s during s-x.
“what the h-ll jason?! i thought i told you, last week, to shave your cactus d-ck before having -n-l with me!”

spikey pole, hairy shaft, wool coat
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a person who has a dry, pr-ckly d-ck called a “cactus d-ck”
after billy sucked his mums p-n-s and she man creamed and jared down his throught he got his tongue cut up on her cactus d-ck.

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