Cactus Humper


when a person the shaves their nederlands and it grows back to a stub and tears up their partner.
man my g/f really turned me into a cactus humper last night.
cactus humper is a term that a person might use to more “accurately describe” a mexican, or anybody from america’s south border.
you filthy cactus humper! go play russian roulette with dave, the border patrol officer.

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