cactus in a backpack


when you wrap barbed wire around your p-n-s and insert it into a v-g-n- or -n-l cavity.
bob: did she like that cactus in a backpack yesterday?
steve: oh yeah, she said it was the best cactus in a backpack she’s ever gotten.

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