cactus punch


placing a section of pvc pipe in someone’s b-tt, then sticking barbed wire into the b-tt via pvc pipe. initially, the barbed wire is contained within the pvc pipe. you then remove the pvc pipe, leaving the b-tt free to clamp down around the barbed wire. many people use this as stimulation before, during, or after s-x.
angela was extra h-rny tuesday night, so she let me cactus punch her. incredible!
the act of shaving your nether regions too far in advance of engaging in s-xual intercourse; this results in a 5 o’clock shadow causing the s-xual partner to feel as if they are being punched in the genitals by a cactus.
i shaved my junk on wednesday and then hooked up with a chick on friday. i totally cactus punched her.

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