Cactus punk
a punk who decides to pit the larges sharpest spikes on his/her jacket, then decides to hop into the mosh pit with out thinking that maybe they should just leave there jacket with there friend.
punker 1: dude who stabbed you?
punker 2: that f-cking cactus punk over there thrashing his elbows.
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