Captain Spam
captain spam is an urban legend in the digital sp-ce who fights for us against the evils of spam to make the inbox a better, safer place to be. his real ident-ty is unknown. his uniform is 100% spamdex. he is the guardian of email and protector of the inbox!
“my inbox needs a good clean-out.”
“better call captain spam.”
“i’ve been spammed! where are you captain?!”
“i’d sell loads more v–gr- if it wasn’t for that do-gooder, captain spam”
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