cactus sack
the pr-ckly feeling you get after the hair has grown in on your scr-t-m after having shaved recently as the skin tightens up, especially when cold.
“dude, after getting out of the pool, i ended up with the worst case of cactus sack. i couldn’t sit down!”
after a man has shaved his sack and it begins to grow back producing stubble resembling the pr-ckly bits of a cactus.
aww dude i’ve got some gnarly cactus sack going on down south, i can barley sit still.
when the hair on your nuts resembles
the pr-ckly needles of a cactus, as a
result of going extended lengths of
time between shaving.
i need to shave, i’ve got some
major cactus sack going on.
1.) the act having s-x with a cactus, usually in a desert in arizona. when the male party is about to climax, he forcibly shoves his t-st-cl-s against the cactus’ most sharp needles. as he -j-c-l-t-s onto the cactus, he then removes his t-st-cl-s.
2.) someone who performs this act.
3.) a red penguin with large nipples.
1.) i’m so h-rny, i could do the cactus sack.
2.) that guy is such a cactus sack.
3.) why does that cactus sack have such bangin’ t-ts?
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