cactus snatch

noun. a female reproductive organ which fails to properly function due to elderly age, or wear and tear; conditions of said reproductive organ may also be excessively dry, barren, or decrepit like cacti.
because gertrude had a cactus sn-tch, she had to contract a surrogate mother to carry her unborn child.
a dry scratchy v-g-n-.
i need more lube my girl has cactus sn-tch.

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