Cactus Vagina

v-g-n- that has been shaved but now has a 5 oclock shadow and pr-ckles your face like a cactus while eating a girl out.
ryan “hey did you eat out taylor last night?”
jimmy “yeah…it sucked…she had a cactus v-g-n-.”
ryan “thats the pits bro”
a female with a cactus up her v-g-n-l, causing her to be a b-tch. this is usualy due to vcs, or v-g-n-l cactus syndrom.
brianna, you’re suck a cactus v-g-n-!

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