cactus
dead, not functioning
“this bl–dy washing machine is cactus”
a phylum of plants that has evolved to live in arid conditions.
pl:cactii
if you’re lost in a desert with nothing to drink, there can be up to a pint of water inside a cactus.
a v-g-n- covered in stubble
my p-n-s got tore up by that catus last night
slang term for being really out-of-it; caused by being overly tired, stoned, hungover, or just generally sp-ced-out, etc.
person 1: “wait, what time did you say he was coming over again? i keep forgetting…”
person 2: “wow, i’ve told you like three times…. cactus!”
person 1: “haha, yeah- i’m mad cactus.”
the most f-cking amazing plant ever
i’m a cactus
a spikey plant found commonly in deserts. cacti when refering to more than one.
you walk into the desert an there are fairly tall green spikey plants, these are cacti. a cactus on it’s own in a desert is near impossible.
an acronym for c-cky -ss cracker talking uber sh-t
yo that son of a b-tch is a cactus
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