cactusexual


i identify as one primarily cause im a pr-ck, but to go into detail

cactus-xual, it means im generally s-xually attracted to everything, just some more and some less….cause i love the puss and am kinda a spermaphobe….also i dont like crazy kinky sh-t , but you may be different, basically if you relate to quagmire you are a cactus-xual
i identify as a cactus-xual cause im a pr-ck…cactus brethren unite

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