caculator
the way unevolved primates pr-nounce “calculator,” forgetting the first l. these types of people are the same type to mispr-nounce “library” as “liberry.” if you ever meet one, please refrain from flash photography as it may scare the poor animal, and report to the zoo.
ape: can i borrow a caculator shiiit man
normal fellow human: oh my god i’m calling the police
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