ostrichpillow
a pillow from an ad that n-body gives a f-ck about and is forced to look at because they can’t use adblock.
“if i see one more ad about the ostrichpillow, i’ll kill myself.”
-5 seconds later-
“someone call the police, this man smothered himself with a pillow!”
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