Cadillac, Michigan
beautiful city located in scenic northern michigan. known as a vacation spot for many with attractions including lakes cadillac and mitch-ll which are perfect for cruising around on a beautifully crafted award-winning four winns speedboat. caberfae peaks ski and golf resort is located nearby for those who prefer to ride on some of the steepest slopes in michigan.
cadillac high school students are known for having very high act scores but also for having some of the gnarliest parties, where attendance often reaches the hundreds. our cadillac vikings regularly dominate the big north conference in our high school athletics especially in the sports of football and hockey. in fact the two teams combined acc-mulate approximately 3.5 opponent-hospitalizations a year.
our women are average but our weed is top-notch as we have strong connections with detroit drug rings, so you can be sure that if you come to cadillac, you’ll have access to some of the stickiest buds in the north.
if there is one complaint about cadillac it is the aggressive h-m-phobia of our residents. all h-m-s-xuals were run out of the town in the early 90’s and now make their home in traverse city to the north.
just won the big north conference championship, only thing left to do is enjoy this tasty sack of northern lights in my four winns sl222. d-mn i love cadillac, michigan
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