caelev
a guy who comes from a happy family, very white cultural origins(which explains why he has such a unique name-yknow that white people naming their kids meme). his family is middle cl-ss. he likes basketball. he likes to tease people, and may end up confusing and hurting them from this if they end up falling for him. he likes dat -ss(, sadly. hahahahahha.. ).his eyes are a beautiful color when you see them up close. he attracts a lot of people because he’s really funny. however some of he offends some of his friends, so they end up talk sh*t about him behind his back. he’s short.
girl: i think i like caelev
friend: he’s short though, so maybe his **** is small. do you care?
girl: no… i don’t.
friend: what?!
girl: but he doesn’t like me. he likes *********. i can tell. my friends kind of asked him for a tbh on my snapchat when he was doing them, even though i didn’t want to. he pretty much rejected me and responded with “lol ok” after i confirmed i did like him.
friend: dang what an -ss
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