Cães Piratas


cães piratas: uma criação do geraldo, hélder e joão, em que o personagem princ-p-l, o cão pirata, tem um papagaio nos ombros (os cães não têm ombros), uma pala no olho, uma orelha implantada nas costas, um pé na pixa, e não tem patas, ou seja, não é nem maneta, nem perneta, nem peseta (pai sem pés), mas patêta.
joãozinho: o cão do pai sem pés é pirata!

hélderzinho: então quer dizer que é patêta!
só para dizer que helder não leva acento caraças!
o helder é o grande mano do mundo.

o helder é humano do mundo.

o helder não é cão pirata!

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